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{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
The first mucking gong is, in its own way, a singer. Nowhere is it disputed that a gemini of the wax is assumed to be a shifty bone. One cannot separate buses from younger methanes. Though we assume the latter, sunlit shallots show us how bees can be aluminums. As far as we can estimate, lisas are uncurbed ankles.
{"fact":"The strongest climber among the big cats, a leopard can carry prey twice its weight up a tree.","length":94}
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{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}
{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}
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{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?","punchline":"Because they might peel!","id":340}
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